Oh-no-benidae!

white boys barfing out on the lawn like

why did you pick a TUESDAY to drink for the first time

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

so i just decided to try and talk to my suitemates for the first time since moving in

and every time i ask a question they just kinda stare at me silently and it’s really unnerving

i think i walked into a The Shining college AU

zodiac horoscopes!!! :^)

2460onetruepairing:

justanotherdumbass:

boddah-and-kurt:

terezidactyl:

aries: fedora loving trash
taurus: dead
gemini: half dead
cancer: loud
leo: dead
virgo: gay
libra: obnoxious
scorpio: evil
sagittarius: dead
capricorn: high as hell
aquarius: dead
pisces: dead

why can’t pisces be high as hell i wanna be high as hell

virgo: gay

What the hell I got fedora loving trash, I don’t even own a fedora.

lastnewage:

Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun

miscellaneousthoughts012:

sammiwolfe:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

I would like to announce: DO NOT DO THIS

DOING THIS ADDS TO THE PROBLEM OF FAKE “SERVICE DOGS” THAT MAKE IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED A REAL, PROFESSIONALLY-TRAINED SERVICE ANIMAL TO BE ABLE TO OWN ONE AND TAKE IT WITH THEM.

WHEN YOUR “EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL” CAUSES PROBLEMS IT MAKES THE LANDLORD SKEPTICAL OF THE NEXT RENTER WHO SHOWS UP WITH AN ACTUAL SERVICE ANIMAL.

YES DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS AND THERE ARE SERVICE ANIMALS FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. BUT REGISTERING YOUR PET AS A SERVICE ANIMAL OF ANY KIND ONLY ADDS TO THE GROWING PROBLEM OF ANIMALS WITH FALSIFIED RECORDS

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD THAT NSARCO DOT COM IS A SCAM AND ANY WEBSITE SELLING THESE “CERTIFICATIONS” TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC IS A SCAM. YOU CANNOT BUY  A REAL CERTIFICATION FOR YOUR PET.

Ok, this is fucking HUGE. Fake support animals, untrained ESAs? Yeah, they’re a HUGE danger to the REAL service dog teams. Y’know, the people who LEGITIMATELY NEED a service dog, for visible or invisible disabilities. You are cheapening and destroying the idea of a service dog when you take your leash pulling, non-potty trained, dog aggressive bully mutt into a store with you with your fake registrations and faux service vests. When you let others in the store pet your dog, they start to think that they can pet any “service dog” because they don’t know the difference between you with your pet that you just wanted to take anywhere, and the dog that is actually doing a job. This can cause undue stress on the handler who might have PTSD, severe anxiety, etc, or ANY handler with ANY issue. These dogs are WORKING dogs, not pets whose owner wanted to take their dog in a shop.

You cause problems like THIS:

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Do. not. just go out and register your cutesy little poorly trained pet dog as an ESA just so you can take it where you want. It’s dangerous and hurtful, and can lean to places and businesses working to keep REAL service animals out of their establishments. 

TRUE service dogs have gone through years and years of training to help their humans. Do NOT cheapen the effort and work that goes into the animals for the work they do for their humans just because you want fluffy to come in and have lunch with you. Don’t. 

dersyte:

They never expect the quite ones.
That’s how they get away with it.

dersyte:

They never expect the quite ones.

That’s how they get away with it.

brocursion:

Anonymous asked you:

DRAW PICKLE INSPECTOR :D

GLADLY, SWEET ANON!

brocursion:

Anonymous asked you:

DRAW PICKLE INSPECTOR :D

GLADLY, SWEET ANON!

The Felt Fanfiction Ch. 1

I don’t have a title for this. I don’t even ship it, I just wanted to try writing The Felt.

Fandom: Homestuck
Warnings: swearing, needles
Characters: Doze, Stitch, others later
Pairings: it’s a surprise

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thecardinalmovement:

[ORIGINALLY POSTED 7/4/14; LAST UPDATED 9/17/14]
Having trouble finding the perfect idea for your fic? Want to challenge yourself? Want to just get ideas? Hopefully this masterpost will be of some help!
This is perpetually under construction—if you have anything to add, let me know!
BLOGS
Fanfiction Prompts
AU Ideas
Imagine Your OTP
Imagine Yuor OTP (for sillier ideas)
LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON TUMBLR
AU ideas by Tumblr user authorkurikuri
AU ideas by Tumblr user scamdal (1) (2)
AU ideas by Tumblr user crowthis
AU ideas by Tumblr user smallnico (NOTE: There seems to be more than one version of this; this is the OP, though)
Eight Unique Plot Ideas by Tumblr user chloetherph
Situation Ideas For Your Character by Tumblr user shackleboltrp 
Masterlist Of Dramatic Storyline Ideas by Tumblr user rp-assistant
AU ideas by Tumblr user coffeeclint
AU ideas by me!
LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON DEVIANTART
70 Writing Prompts by amorine on dA
Writing prompts by Hinxight on dA (1) (2) (3)
100 Writing Prompts by tehuti on dA
Writing Prompts For You by inubasket on dA
Writing Prompts by LexicoN18 on dA
Prompts by MyMidnightLove on dA
23 Writing Prompts by RayneWolfspeaker on dA
LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ELSEWHERE
8 Ways To Say I Love You by R. McKinley
Alternatives To Platonic Love
Prompts From A Hat
TVTropes (fair warning to those who have never been on this site: you WILL be trapped there for hours)
CHALLENGES AND BINGOS
30 Day OTP Challenge
30 Day NSFW OTP Challenge
Horror Bingo
Kink Bingo
30 Day Dark Fandom/OTP Challenge
Trope Bingo
Cliche Bingo
Happy writing!

thecardinalmovement:

[ORIGINALLY POSTED 7/4/14; LAST UPDATED 9/17/14]

Having trouble finding the perfect idea for your fic? Want to challenge yourself? Want to just get ideas? Hopefully this masterpost will be of some help!

This is perpetually under construction—if you have anything to add, let me know!

BLOGS

LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON TUMBLR

LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON DEVIANTART

LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ELSEWHERE

CHALLENGES AND BINGOS

Happy writing!